I try to keep things simple in the morning when I’m headed to work. I like to buy a newspaper, and maybe a Frappucino to sip while I read about world events.
7-11’s provide a nice way to get those things and a tank of gas (for under $2 a gallon!) in one easy stop. At least it’s all set up to look that way.
I use a debit card and fill my tank, and then walk into the store to grab a paper. I see the Starbuck’s Frappucino and get one of those. After that it all goes downhill.
Taking my two items to the counter, the kid at the counter asks “Did you get gas?” Pretty simple answer – “Yes. But I paid for it with my card outsi-”
The kid goes and looks at his “gas machine” or whatever technical name it has. “Which pump?”
“No” I say calmly, “I already paid for it outside. Look, here’s the receipt.”
Clerk Boy is looking out the window, trying to see which pump number my truck is near.
“Hey, are you listening? It’s already paid for. I just need to pay for this paper and coffee.”
Clerk Boy turns. “Did you pay for it already?”
Damn. I knew I should have learned American Sign Language. “Yes.” I bite off the sarcasm. Yay me.
Then it gets worse. Clerk Boy looks at the register like it’s some alien technology, and he is the first to find it, and must now research it and bring forth its secrets to the world. I decide to preempt any potential problems and get out cash to pay for the paper and coffee.
Clerk Boy is still checking out the register like a cave man would investigate his first encounter with fire. I’m starting to boil over now. I’ve spent longer in the store at the counter than I did pumping an entire tank of gas. I want to get to work. I express those sentiments – somewhat rudely – to Clerk Boy. This action generated a visit from the Manager (Yes, and in perfect “Simpsons” stereotype, it was an Indian) who was “concerned” over my tone of voice.
I explained the situation, and the Manager took my cash and bid me on my way. Did he teach Clerk Boy how to use the damn register? Didn’t appear to. He closed the register, handed me my change and walked immediately back into the back room, apparently leaving Clerk Boy to torture the next unsuspecting customer.
So Clerk Boy, start the weekend right. It’s Friday. FOAD.